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Please note that the TOP 10 is normally not written by Bill Eagle (unless his name is attached) nor does it necessarily reflect the opinions of Bill Eagle, his wife, children, pastor, pets, real or past friends (assuming that he has any at all).
Top 10 Things I don’t want included in my obituary
10. Multiple gunshot wounds.
9. Tide pod challenge
8. Great White Shark.
7. Alien abduction.
6. Life without parole.
5. Maggots
4. Kidney Stones.
3. Man bun (Particularly since I am bald).
2. Human spontaneous combustion
1. Leisure suit.
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