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Please note that the TOP 10 is normally not written by Bill Eagle (unless his name is attached) nor does it necessarily reflect the opinions of Bill Eagle, his wife, children, pastor, pets, real or past friends (assuming that he has any at all). * Top 10 Headlines In Hell F
10. Hitler welcomes Trump in touching ceremony
9. Ice water canceled - Again!
8. Slumbering carnivorous worms awaken in bad mood.
7. Authorities announce that everything will feel “itchier.”
6. Satan Vows to abort, if he had to ever carry Trump’s baby
5. Pam Bondi to host networking barbecue
4. Most residents prefer flame-broiling to frying
3. Muzak to feature “Up with people” for rest of eternity.
2. Welcoming party for Steven Miller best ever.
1. J. D Vance prohibited from using couches.
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