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Please note that the TOP 10 is normally not written by Bill Eagle (unless his name is attached) nor does it necessarily reflect the opinions of Bill Eagle, his wife, children, pastor, pets, real or past friends (assuming that he has any at all). * Top 10 Unnecessary Surgical Operations From: August 11, 1987
10. Hernia Implant
9. Saliva Transfusion
8. Decorative Lung Fringe
7. Internal Tanning
6. Spinal Fluid Carbonation
5. Adding Third Taillight
4. Molding Liver into Shape of Little Scottie Dog
3. Eyebrow implant.
2. Permanent Bow-tie
1. Combining Large and Small Intestine into One More Manageable Medium Intestine
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