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Please note that the TOP 10 is normally not written by Bill Eagle (unless his name is attached) nor does it necessarily reflect the opinions of Bill Eagle, his wife, children, pastor, pets, real or past friends (assuming that he has any at all). Top 10 Ways That J.D. Vance Is Preparing To Run For President. By Me and others
10. Forging letters of recommendation from Donald Trump
9. Shaving 2028 into the back of his head.
8. Marketing his line of couches.
7. Buying a computer with spell check
6. Trying to raise his I. Q. above his golf handicap.
5. Studying the episode of “Happy Day’s” when Richie runs for class president.
4. Calling President Trump, asking him what he used to do all day.
3. Asking the Pope to declare Ganesha a Catholic Saint.
2. Legally change his name again...
And the number one thing that will endear him to us all
1. Write out a beautiful concession speech.
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