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Please note that the TOP 10 is normally not written by Bill Eagle (unless his name is attached) nor does it necessarily reflect the opinions of Bill Eagle, his wife, children, pastor, pets, real or past friends (assuming that he has any at all). Top 10 Senior Pick-Up Lines From: Paul Benoit
10. Come here often? If so, could you tell e where I am?
9. Do you have an oxygen tank? Because you took my breath away.
8. Like to come by and see my medicine cabinet?
7. Make like a compression sock and give me a squeeze.
6. Ever have a lap dance in a wheel chair before?
5. Do you play Bingo, because I swear I’ve seen you B4.
4. Hey baby, wanna help me test my new hip replacement?
3. That pretty smile would look good in a glass on my night stand.
2. We have so much in common, you’re not dead yet either.
1. Your heating pad or mine?
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