|
Please note that the TOP 10 is normally not written by Bill Eagle (unless his name is attached) nor does it necessarily reflect the opinions of Bill Eagle, his wife, children, pastor, pets, real or past friends (assuming that he has any at all). Top 10 Things You Will Never Hear A Woman Say
10. Don’t dirty your T-shirt wiping that up. Use my blouse.
9. I’ve decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want em?
8. That was fun. When will all your friends be over to watch porn movies again?
7. I like using this lawn mower so much more than the old one.
6. I love the New Vacuum. What a wonderful Valentine’s day gift!
5. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on the 4th down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal, they’ll still cover the point spread.
4. I know my parents are in the other room, but I want to have sex with you right here, right now.
3. Let’s just leave the toilet seat up all the time.
2. I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch.
1. You passed out while brushing your teeth again, you big silly!
|