Please note that the TOP 10 is normally not written by Bill Eagle (unless his name is attached) nor does it necessarily reflect the opinions of Bill Eagle, his wife, children, pastor, pets, real or past friends (assuming that he has any at all). Top 10 Lists That Probably Don’t Exist
10. Top 10 brands of measuring tpe used for measuring household pets.
9. Top 10 greatest ketchup factory janitors of all time.
8. Top 10 worst cardboard box forts ever made.
7. Top 10 scariest jazz vocalists dressed as clowns.
6. Top 10 Tom Hanks movies about being stranded on an island with a volleyball.
5. Top 10 solar powered watermelon slicers.
4. Top 10 athletes who only eat one thing.
3. Top 10 movies featuring product placements with Charmin toilet paper.
2. Top 10 movies featuring books that shoot laser beams.
1. Top 10 Norwegian Coin laundry spots with free wi-fi, swimming pools and petting zoos.
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