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Please note that the TOP 10 is normally not written by Bill Eagle (unless his name is attached) nor does it necessarily reflect the opinions of Bill Eagle, his wife, children, pastor, pets, real or past friends (assuming that he has any at all). Top 10 Reasons To Rename Lake Ontario Lake America From R. Patriot
10. Renaming lake shows how powerful we are here in America
9. Punishes Canada for not buying more American Imports.
8. Proves that things can be changed with the stroke of a Sharpie.
7. New name complements the Gulf of America.
6. Enforces the power of our Presidency
5. Proves that we don’t need Congress to change names, build monuments, enact tariffs or even wage war.
4. Honors the extraordinary contribution of the American people in electing Donald Trump President.
3. By changing the name, we can test the loyalty of Google, Apple and others who make maps.
2. It is a great way to let the world know that we really own North America.
1. It will switch attention away from Iran, Epstein, our President’s Beautiful Golden Ballroom, the Reflecting Pond, Venezuela, Caribbean Fishermen, The Kennedy Center and our soon to be marvelous Victory Arch.
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