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Please note that the TOP 10 is normally not written by Bill Eagle (unless his name is attached) nor does it necessarily reflect the opinions of Bill Eagle, his wife, children, pastor, pets, real or past friends (assuming that he has any at all).
THE TOP 10 Florida Slogans From: Top Tenz
10. If you think you can’t vote, wait till you see us drive
9. Home of electile dysfunction.
8. Relax, retire, revote
7. Viagra voters do it again!
6. We just don’t cheat in football
5. We’re number one! Wait! Recount!
4. Palm Beach County : So Nice, we let you vote twice
3. Republicans, We put the “duh” in Florida
2. We count more than you do
1. If you don’t like the way we count, then Take I-95 and Visit one of the other 56 states.
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