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Please note that the TOP 10 is normally not written by Bill Eagle (unless his name is attached) nor does it necessarily reflect the opinions of Bill Eagle, his wife, children, pastor, pets, real or past friends (assuming that he has any at all). Top 10 Reason’s For Being English By ??
10. Two word wars and one World Cup, doo-dah, doo-dah
9. Proper beer
8. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of Cricket.
7. You are able to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events
6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer.
5. Union Jack underpants.
4. You can live in the past and still imagine that you are still a world power.
3. Bathing once a week—whether you need to or not.
2. Beats being Welsh or Scottish.
1. You don’t have to worry about Donald Trump running your country.
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