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Please note that the TOP 10 is normally not written by Bill Eagle (unless his name is attached) nor does it necessarily reflect the opinions of Bill Eagle’s wife, children, pastor, pets, real or past friends.
Top 10 Reasons For Becoming A Nurse 10. It pays better than McDonald’s, but the hours aren’t as Good9. Fashionable shoes and sexy uniforms.
8. Needles: ‘tis better to give than receive.
7. Confidence in reassuring patients that all bleeding stops...eventually.
6. Opportunity to expose yourself to rare, exotic, and exciting new disease.
5. Interesting aromas.
4. Courteous and infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in perfectly clear handwriting.
3. Celebration of holidays with all your friends...at work
2. Comfort in the knowledge that most of your patients survive, no matter what you do to them.
1. The knowledge that no matter how smart you are, you can’t cure stupid.
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