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Please note that the TOP 10 is normally not written by Bill Eagle (unless his name is attached) nor does it necessarily reflect the opinions of Bill Eagle’s wife, children, pastor, pets, real or past friends. Top 10 Ways To Tell You’re Being Brainwashed Copyright © Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton
10. You insist that handing out daiies at the airport was your own idea9. Your kids won’t let you help them with their math because you insist 2+2 = 58. You love Hypno-Toad 7. Your wife holds a queen of diamonds card every thime she wants you to take out the trash. 6. The strip turns blue on the home brainwashing test.. 5. A food pellet mysteriously appears every third time you vote on “American Idol” 4. Every time you see the golden arches you purchase a “happy meal” and mindlessly intone “Ronald McDonald Loves you.’ 3. Yesterday; you and you buddy drink Bud Light. Today you and Comrade drink only Votka! 2. Your family seems to be watching a lot of spinning-lights-and –pulsing-music channel. 1. THIS IS THE NUMBER ONE ENTRY. YOU THINK IT IS VERY, VERY FUNNY.
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