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From: July 16, 1987

Top Ten New Advertising Slogans For Delta Airlines

 

10.  We’re Amtrack with Wings.

 9.  Join our Frequent Near-miss Program

 8.  Ask about our out-of-court settlements

 

 7.  Noisy Engines? We’ll turn ‘em off!

 

 6.  Terrorists are afraid to fly with us

 

 5.  The kids will love our inflatable slides.

 

 4.  We might be landing on your street.

 

3.   We never make the same mistake three times

 

2.   Bring a bathing suit.

 

1.   A real man lands where he wants to.

 

  

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