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From  Bill who will deny creating this.

Top Ten Reasons for Being American

 

10.  Your President can ignore the Constitution and be allowed to be a Dictator.

 9.  You can spell Color different than the Canadians or Brits who spell it colour.

 8.  Your leaders can stop helping the poor, sick or hungry.

 

 7.  Your President is allowed to be a crook

 

 6.  Your can support people taking away your healthcare.

 

 5.  If you have enough money, you can be elected to do anything.

 

 4.  You can start any war you want and then go golfing.

 

3.  You can get to be really obese

 

2.  You have the power to throw the rest of the world into a recession

 

1.   Despite all of this you think you’re the greatest nation on earth.

 

 

  

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