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From: 1988

Top Ten Reason For Being Italian

 

10.  In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes

 9.  Unembarrassed to wear fur

 8.  No need to worry about tax returns

 

 7.  Glorious military history prior to 400 AD

 

 6.  Can wear sunglasses indoors

 

 5.  Political instblity

 

 4.  Flexible working hours

 

3.   Live near Pope

 

2. Can spend hours braiding girlfriend’s armpit hair

 

1.   Country run by Sicilian murderers

 

  

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