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Please note that the TOP 10 is normally not written by Bill Eagle (unless his name is attached) nor does it necessarily reflect the opinions of Bill Eagle’s wife, children, pastor, pets, real or past friends.
Top Ten Reasons You know You Have PMS
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.9. You’ve added chocolate chips to your cheese Omelet.8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing with everything you say.
6. You’re using your cell phone to call every 800 number that asks “How’s my driving?”
5. Everyone’s head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
4. You’re convinced that there’s a God and he’s male.
3. You’re counting down the days until menopause.
2. You’re sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
1. The Ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
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