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Please note that the TOP 10 is normally not written by Bill Eagle (unless his name is attached) nor does it necessarily reflect the opinions of Bill Eagle’s wife, children, pastor, pets, real or past friends. Top 10 Signs The Guys Who Robbed Tiffany’s Had Never Robbed Before. 10. After the alarms went off, they thought that they had won something.9. After stealing jewelry, made appointment to have it engraved.
8. Spent 20 minutes trying to hail a “get away car.”
7. Set up a table on the sidewalk saying “Tiffany’s factory outlet store.”
6. Tried on each piece of jewelry before trying to decide whether or not to take it.
5. Gave names and addresses to clerk to put them on their mailing list.
4. Went to McDonald’s, paid for small fries with diamond bracelet and asked for $20,000 change.
3. Took the security tapes, but then sent them off to “America’s Funniest Videos.”
2. Kept yelling “Where’s Batman?”
1. Wore ski mask and skis.
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