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Please note that the TOP 10 is normally not written by Bill Eagle (unless his name is attached) nor does it necessarily reflect the opinions of Bill Eagle’s wife, children, pastor, pets, real or past friends. From: David Letterman 10/25/1993 Top Ten Rejected James Bond Movie Lines
10. “Do you Like my frilly sundress, commander?”9. “Congratulations Ernest, you just saved Christmas.”8. “I’m not only a secret agent, I am also a client.”
7. “My pajamas have given me a bad rash.”
6. “Dr. No, Dr. Kevorkian. Dr. Kevorkian, Dr. No.”
5. “Pass the mashed potatoes, Goldfinger.”
4. “One more martini and I’m gonna ralph.”
3. “Help Mommy! I’m being chased by a scary man with steel teeth!”
2. “Let me see if I have this right! I have sex with Robert Redford and I get $1 million.”
1. “The names Ronald. Ronald McDonald.”
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