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Top 10 Ways To Know You Have PMS

 

10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem

 9.  You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelets

 8.  The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your pants

 

 7.  Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

 

 6.  You’re using your cell phone to call every bumper sticker that says “how’s my driving.”

 

 5.  Everyone’s head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

 

 4.  You’re convinced that there is a God and he’s male.

 

3.  You’re counting down the days until menopause.

 

2.  You’re sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy

 

1.  The Ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

 

 

  

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