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Please note that the TOP 10 is normally not written by Bill Eagle (unless his name is attached) nor does it necessarily reflect the opinions of Bill Eagle’s wife, children, pastor, pets, real or past friends. From Internet Top Ten Actual Sentences Found In Patient Hospital Charts.
10. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.9. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states that she was very hot in bed last night.8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993
7. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male. Mentally alert but forgetful.
6. The patient refused atopsy.
5. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
4. Patient has waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
3. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.
2. On the second day the knew was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
1. She is numb from her toes down.
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