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Please note that the TOP 10 is normally not written by Bill Eagle (unless his name is attached) nor does it necessarily reflect the opinions of Bill Eagle’s wife, children, pastor, pets, real or past friends.
Top 10 Reasons For Being Irish 10. Guinness9. 18 children because you can’t use contraceptives
8. You get into a fight just for marching down someone’s road.
7. Pubs never close
6. Can use Papal edicts on contraception to persuade your girlfriend that you can’t have sex with a condom.
5. No one can ever remember the night before
4. Kill people you don’t agree with.
3. Stew
2. More Guinness
1. Eating stew and drinking Guinness in an Irish pub at 3 AM after a bout of sectarian violence.
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