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Top 10 Reasons Melania Needs Natalie Harp

 

10. It allows Melania more time to herself

 9.  Melania does not have to run alongside Trump’s Golf Cart.

 8.  Melania does not have to travel in the trunk of a car.

 

 7.  Melania does not have to bother with Trump’s smell.

 

 6.  Melania does not have to change Trump’s diapers.

 

 5.  Natalie can type and Melania can’t.

 

 4.   Melania refuses to write poetry about Donald.

 

 3.   Melania does not have to serve as Trump’s binky.

 

 2.  If there ever was a problem with Natalie, we will know that it’s Biden’s fault. 

 

 1. Natalie may not have a Security Clearance, but she is there to take the pressure off of Melania having to spend time with her crazy husband.

 

  

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