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From: David Letterman  9/7/1993

Top Ten Bad Things About Living Longer

 

10.  Seems like everytime you turn around that Halley’s Comet is back.

 9.  Would you see great, great, great grandchildren marry moon men

 8.  (See Richards, Keith)

 

 7.  Shoulder length ear hair.

 

 6.  If you’re a Mets fan, you’d rather go early

 

 5.  More fantasies about Buddy Ebsen

 

 4.  Every time you sneeze, you break your hip.

 

3.   Eventually it’s your turn to marry Zsa Zsa

 

2.  While you grow to love Beavis, Butthead becomes almost unbearable.

 

1.  All the Shoes

Be thankful to for the little things, for they are the most important.

 

  

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