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Please note that the TOP 10 is normally not written by Bill Eagle (unless his name is attached) nor does it necessarily reflect the opinions of Bill Eagle’s wife, children, pastor, pets, real or past friends. From October 17th 1987, David Letterman’s Late Night Show Top Ten Rejected Provision In The US Constitution
10. President may not use Military to get back at the guy who beat him up in Jr. High.9. Give votes to dogs who think they’re people8. When the flag passes everyone has to open eyes as wide as they can and say “Gollee!”
7. Third house of Congress to be filled with really fat guys.
6. If the President and VP die suddenly, the office shall be filled by People Magazine’s “Sexiest man alive.’
5. Cruel and unusual punishment is okay on Andy Rooney.
4. The National bird must be served on a bun, never on a stick.
3. Each state will have the right to claim that they have the hottest looking babes.
2. Damage deposit of $25 required before renting the White House for Keg parties.
1. The President can change his name as often as he likes.
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