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Please note that the TOP 10 is normally not written by Bill Eagle (unless his name is attached) nor does it necessarily reflect the opinions of Bill Eagle’s wife, children, pastor, pets, real or past friends. From David Letterman July 29th 1994 Top 10 Rejected Forrest gump Sayings
10. Clinton is, as Clinton Does9. My name is Forrest Sawyer8. Who’s the sex machine to all the chicks? Gump!
7. Yabba Dabba Duhhhhh!
6. Jenny and me, we’re like Tonya and Gillooly.
5. Mama always told me, “Just about anyone can get himself a talk show.”
4. You are correct, oh great one.
3. Man, did I look goofy on that old ‘Love Boat’ episode.
2. Life is like a date with Madonna, you never know what you’re going to get
1. Mamma always said, “Bite me.”
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